If You Shop Black Friday, You Obviously Hate America
Nothing is built quite so insidiously to tear apart family structure and the lives of individuals as Black Friday sales. Do you people realize that all of the poor workers who labor away at these jobs have to get up at something like 1am to make their store’s 4am sale? Do you understand at all what that does to their Thanksgiving Day? I’ll tell you. They don’t get one. The really really lucky ones? They get to work the late shift on Wednesday, then swing back and come in for those early morning stampedes. When do they get to enjoy their family? Or sleep?
If a sale is really a sale, it should last all day or have reasonable stock available. Or the store could offer numbers and raffle off limited stock. Still, every year, stores like Walmart will get morons to queue up in the cold heart of darkness and risk their lives and well-being to race for cheap Wii games or discount luggage. So many reasons to hate people…
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