The first snow on Dec 6, then the big storm that swept the entire US.
No commute, no windows to scrape in the freezing cold or morning and evening, no frightening drives to work that last hours and are filled with dangerous slide-offs (or worse, that strand me in town or at my job)
Casual dress every day
No monitored bathroom breaks, no pointless meetings, no one monitors my email or web surfing
No customer service, no fake smile, no need to pretend I care
No interruptions, all the breaks I want–for television, sex or just to look out the window
No coworkers, except my partner–and I get to work with my partner!!
Have you seen these video camera commercials lately? The ones using exactly the reason why ppl should not be allowed to have video cameras to sell them? I don’t want to see your random moronic pictures of your baby mindlessly stuffing its face or your pet doing something not even slightly entertaining. Please leave me alone. Don’t tape and post (or snap a photo and post) every single thing that ever happens to you. Choose the best parts, the highlights, or keep it all to yourself.
Bread cat has been spotted emerging from under the deck, then days later licking himself in our driveway in an orgy of cleanliness that he should be ashamed about.